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Follow me on my journey
toward living, away from addictions and dependency on alcohol
without resorting to the usual 12-step program.

I can do this - you can too.

Plus, I will make you laugh along the way.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

The Kardashians-Help me!

I have decided they need to adopt me.
I am an orphan, I have a hard 'c' name, Chloe, karma, same difference
what's another mouth to feed?? I can work on my bubble butt

Bruce? I can drive you to botox appointments, or to polish the gold medals

Hell, when you fire Chris, (again), I can be a manager

a gopher? anything?

Tis the season, adopt me, please!!!!

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About Me/About Time

Middle age...gads, how did I get here? With a new limited beverage selection. I think some of this can be traced to those life experiences, visited upon me by my family. In no particular order, the following stories have shaped my life.