I must have missed the memo

So yesterday I am subbing in a class. As a substitute, you know the kids are going to try anything.

At the end of the day, I take the class out for PE. We're all ready for relay races, I make them do crazy stuff, and a student comes up saying she couldn't do this....

Uh huh, I told her, too bad, you will do it.

Again, she tells me I can not do this-sure, I say....

She then lifts her pants leg, and calmly says I CAN NOT do this-as I stare at her artificial leg.

Thanks for leaving me a note about that!